But I Don't Need A Cigarette

Quit being loud in movie theaters.    The Omega Man   (If you see content of yours that is uncredited, feel free to inform me.)

Judy:She's perfect for you.
Me:She has a boyfriend.
Judy:She doesn't.
Me:Tumblr overrules you.
— 10 hours ago
sexting a 16th century feudal lord

amerlcanapparel:

me: *sends nudes*

him: ye hath caused unrest in my loin

(via gabuki)

— 12 hours ago with 3219 notes

theemptyechoes:

coulombs-flaw:

nihilarian-u:

staysandstories:

vintage-aerith:

wallflora:

SOMEONE MADE A LEGIT PHOTOSET OF THIS HELP ME

Here it is

Whose Line Is It Anyway: Irish Drinking Song Game

Always remember.

(Source: jellineck, via luminescentsunshine)

— 12 hours ago with 283119 notes

"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"

(Source: iraffiruse, via poprocc)

— 13 hours ago with 739727 notes
Let it flow

Let it flow

— 17 hours ago
Lexapro - Day ??? - 

"Need to lose more weight. Should also try to get laid."

Lexapro - Day ??? -

"Need to lose more weight. Should also try to get laid."

— 17 hours ago
#Lexapro 

GIRLS ROCK


Creative. I wonder how it’s done.

GIRLS ROCK

Creative. I wonder how it’s done.

(Source: processedlives, via california-luxe)

— 18 hours ago with 26368 notes

In the mood for eating out pussy.

— 1 day ago with 1 note

Let’s play hide my erection on the crowded bus.

— 1 day ago
Lexapro - Day ??? - 

"There will always be better days. Until then let’s rest and find ways to make ourselves better."

Lexapro - Day ??? -

"There will always be better days. Until then let’s rest and find ways to make ourselves better."

— 1 day ago with 2 notes
#Lexapro 

If you’re going to attack my character, please state the reasoning that supports your offense.

— 1 day ago with 1 note
Lights out.

Lights out.

— 1 day ago
#nyc