February 2011
Im giving in to an old sin.
for a short while at least. Hello old facebook.
YESSS LONG LIVE THE KING
What A MISS
In my pants < In your mouth
I want to get inked
suggestions?
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I want to have sex all day
then eat a sandwich.
shut up slut
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
xwishforyou
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
January 2011
Feburary 15 needs to get here NOW
She’s cute and nice but idk how to not come off as a pyscho or idiot.
Too many people think I criticize them. I just challenging your view point and logic.
I need a sparing partner.
If it wasn't for your looks
no one would give a shit about you.
I hope this doesn't bother you
but I’ve been imagining what you look like naked.
hate it when people only start talking to me...
Ummm isn’t that the point of all conversation and human interaction.
Im tired of
hearing you complain about that douche bag
you going back to that douche bag
hearing you complain about it
you placing yourself on a pedestal
hearing how “complicated” you are
you still loving him
your stupidity
bacon
Losing your parents while shopping.
At 6 years old:
Now:
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If there's one bullet left in your gun
I have a suggestion
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I want to make a movie.
A story of a kid who has to go outside to save the world. He doesn’t he just sit home on tumblr all day and the world blows up.the rest of the movie is just a death montage of people he could of saved. GENIUS
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I never knew a essay on bullying would be so hard to produce.
What a dork.
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I like boobs ftw
People forget there is an unfollow button.