But I Don't Need A Cigarette: Archive

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When will you realize that I can’t help you anymore.

Jan 1st

I want to go to another universe where I'm ugly...

Jan 1st

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Spending New Years with moms.

Jan 1st

I wonder how many people browse their archives for the past year. I wil be fun to see the change from the younger version of me to this older update.

Jan 1st

Enjoy your new years everyone.

Jan 1st

I'd love to stuff my

I’d love to stuff my cock in her mouth to shut her up.

Dec 31st

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They're beautiful but they are

They’re beautiful but they are some mean bitches.

Dec 31st

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We are CHEMICAL TOILET.

Dec 31st

Where did all the marmalade

Where did all the marmalade go?

Dec 31st

Ethical Quagmires = dark side

Ethical Quagmires = dark side points.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Party in the Bronx or

Party in the Bronx or face time at the courts?

Dec 31st

When you jackoff too much,

When you jackoff too much, the computer takes some damage.

Dec 31st

Peter Parker's life was so

Peter Parker’s life was so much darker than it could of been.

Dec 31st

I'm dedicating my next Friday

I’m dedicating my next Friday to Joe Pesci.

Dec 31st

Cant tell if shes 17

Cant tell if shes 17 or 49.

Dec 31st

A man walked into subway

A man walked into subway and promptly walked out when he heard Drake on the radio.

Dec 30th

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Grow your hair as much

Grow your hair as much as possible so you don’t lose stamina.

Dec 30th

Please give clear directions.

Dec 30th

Hey bitch, you know your

Hey bitch, you know your boyfriend has HIV?

Dec 30th

You can't proclaim that you're

You can’t proclaim that you’re against corporate greed and materialism and primarily shop at Urban Outfitters.

Dec 30th

Condos next to the projects?

Condos next to the projects? has someone been playing Tropico?

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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@Vajinna should text me.

Dec 30th

Dominicans and white girls are the best. Everything else is obsolete.

Dec 30th

Fuck sleep. I want food and sex.

Dec 30th

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vajinna replied to your post: I want a dominican girl Uh…there’s a huge gap there Where?

Dec 30th

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I want a dominican girl

or a white girl.

Dec 30th

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The Pringles Guy should not be coaching the...

Dec 30th

Words and smiles.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Meeting up with a friend.

Me: Hey,..the color mix on your outfit is electrifying.
Bitch: get the fuck away from me loser.
Me: Excuse me?
Bitch: Go swim back to whatever Mexican town you're from and die.
Me: Its clear to me that you're a complete strumpet. I hope your boyfriends enjoy that synthetic charm.
 (Later)
---: My girl seriously needs help with her psych work. Mind helping her?
Me: No problem. Where is she?
---: She's right over there. Hey baby, I'd like to you to meet...
Me: This bitch?!?

Dec 30th

You want to start writing this damn script but you can never find the time to fucking meetup. I’m sure you have the time. You just aren’t motivated. So I am giving up on our writing project. Instead of waiting for someone obviously doesn’t want to work, I’ll find someone else to work with.

Dec 30th