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@LaurenMayhem: “I want to suck a popsicle.”

Are you aware that a “no” is a no?

May 9

It is constantly being pushed into my face.
You must have it.
It will make your life better.
You must have it.
It will make your time meaningful.
You must have it.
Without it, you’ll die alone . 
You must have it.
Your life will be for nothing. 


It is being rubbed onto my being.
I must have it.
It will make my life better.
I must have it.
It will make my life meaningful.
I must have it.
If I don’t, my life is for nothing.

May 7

My life will never be sexually fulfilling. 

May 2
You have it. People want it.

You have it. People want it.

If you don’t like having sex, there’s no reason for us to be friends.

Apr 4

I wish I could say “fuck you” to people.

For having their irrelevant pointless problems but I then I know there is something I don’t know that justifies their difficulty in said problems. Then I go to sleep thinking I’m a piece of shit for wanting to just tell people my feelings about their problems cause i was biased in my angry train of thought. Why? Cause it offends them and not in the usual manner. If I had half of the “life” you lived, I wouldn’t be calling up an escort every time I saved some cash. It wouldn’t cost me $250 to fuck an escort in the ass. I’m sure the guys you know do that for free.

Apr 3

Where are the sex addicts at?

Apr 2

Shut and bend over. I need this more than you.

Why is it so hard to understand? If you want me to make you scream, get me angry and make want it more!

virgin:

Watch our new trailer and please repost!

Dear Readers: We need your help!

Let me be blunt. I want you to give “How to Lose Your Virginity” $10. Or $25. Or more. We’ve just launched a fundraiser through Kickstarter for our documentary-in-progress and I’m reaching out to my wonderful readers, contributors and lurkers (I see you out there) to help make it a success.

Aside from the film ‘How to Lose Your Virginity’ I do the blog you are reading, crowd-source and publish your First Person stories, and I do live presentations about virginity myths and history. The blog is ad-free and I get paid little or nothing for most of this. I do it because I’m passionate about the subject and get re-energized every time I hear from a reader that this project has helped them in some way.

There aren’t a lot of spaces like this where older virgins can safely express themselves. And, given the current political climate that punishes women for having sex (thanks, Rush!), we urgently need to shine a bright light on that as well.

So if you enjoy the blog, believe in the message of “How to Lose Your Virginity,” or just want to support pathetically underfunded indie media, please go over to our Kickstarter page and throw a few dollars our way. There are rewards at every level including signed books, DVDs, cherry jewelery and invitations to screenings and parties.

And please pass it on to your friends and repost this on your blogs!

Go. Do it now. Thanks!

Original Article

Sometimes I feel as if the only way to have what I desire is to be ignorant.

The people who have it are. Their smiles are wide and bright while mines is a mere illusion. They tell me to wait but why should I wait when they don’t have to. Then again, everything is fair when you live with a curse. They choose to be in the dark, so I guess this is the price for stepping into the light.

My stages of sex:

Before:During:After:

Playing Skyrim, watching The Simpsons, and eating pizza.

Why is love so important to you?